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dumblr-feminist:

sapient-wartortle:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

Try my delicious salt beef

How do I get the chocolate bar one?

(via the-bagel-king)

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plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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therealeovaldez:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

BECAUSE US MEN BATHE IN FRESH WATER AND THE SOFT MOORE IS A SOFT SOFT CITY IN OKLAHOMA WELCOME TO AMERICA

………. oh poor babies i confuse you.

9th year - freshmen (entering high school. age is about 14-15)

10th year - sophomore (these words are about how wise someone is in Latin i think)

11th year - junior

12th year - senior

(via banannabeth)

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dadstilinski:

do you ever just

not mind a ship

but the shippers

the shippers

(via superwherelock)

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lameborghini:

straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

(via fruitpacks)

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Oliver and Company [X]

Why Should I Worry

i love this song and movie with a passion 

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Wreck It Ralph end credits [X]

When Can I See You Again - Owl City

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armazing:

i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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benpaddon:

sebpatrick:

antiocial:

And yet this is still better detective work than he does in any of the Burton, Schumacher or Nolan films.

I don’t know, what about that bit in The Dark Knight when he scans that fragmented bullet inside of a wall for fingerpr— oh, that’s dumb. Never mind.

(via punchyfrog)

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crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

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(via the-future-companion)

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consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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